LOL, wow, makes me think of fruitcake.
Yes, fruitcake. Maybe you could tell me how this works. The following is important for the answer...
I had someone invite me to their church some years back. I wont tell the whole story here again but the important part is that their holy man had the congregation convinced that if they had anything wrong with them that he could just whip some beams of cosmic cleansing at them from the pulpit and that this would wipe out the demons infesting them. There was one young fellow that claimed to have a bed wetting demon. This particular bed wetting demon needed to be punched from the mans forehead by said holy man because the beams werent working.
Also
A few years back someone on this forum was telling us about the demons that sneak about in the dark in their house at night and interfere with their ability to run to the bathroom sometimes having more than one encounter per potty run.
The questions then are:
Is there a correct number of times that all christians believe a demon should stop you at night? If someone wants to become part of this forum, what answer(s) will we accept and who is going to ask them?
Which is better for bladder health: a visit to an MD or a punch in the head to get the demons out?
Are both of these demons real and which one is worse for your soul? Why?
What is the deal with demons and their fascination with urine anyway?
Im sure that we can come up with some sane answers and that everyone will agree that those are the correct ones.
Once we have those answers we can determine who is allowed on this forum. Once we know that then we will also know who the REAL christians are. THAT will tell us who the REAL conservatives are and THEN we can storm the polls united. The liberals dont stand a chance.
With you and this author leading the way we will certainly be as successful as the 7th cavalry at the battle of Little Bighorn.