Once upon a time, a TSA screener at a Florida airport arrived for his 0400 shift. It was the supervisor’s birthday that day. He brought the supervisor a gift. Before entering the “sterile area” (that’s everything past the x-ray machines and walk through metal detectors) he had to be processed, like any passenger. The gift was a gag gift, he brought one of those fake WWII grenades on a stand which had a “take a number” note and a “number 1” tagged to the pin ring.
Needless to say, the x-ray operator stopped the machine, the screener was held, the OED was called, the screener was arrested and terminated.
Que that 70’s show meme
DUMBASS.
~true!~
I recall that also occurred at a courthouse.