Explains everything.
Avoided military service? Not at all; it just doesn't define my life, and my exes would disagree with you about point number two.
I get it. You don't want your illusions dispelled. Better to double down and pretend that the country hasn't been infiltrated by Communists for more than a century and that many of them are Feminists. You keep clapping and chanting "Real Men #BelieveAllWomen", I mean, if your wife says it's okay.
Again, celebrate who you're aligned with in Post 81.