Squeeze out a few welfare babies who will never know who dad is,
Apply for SSI for the kids over and over and over and over and over and over until they get approved for having ADHD or behavior problems,
Max out on food stamps,
Move into free section 8 housing with energy assistance,
file bogus self-employment on your taxes to get a sweet EITC check every year,
In your ample free time, squeeze out more welfare babies
It’s a living
Don’t forget the opioid pills that Medicaid pays for that you can sell and get high from.