[DannyTN]

"Why did the police shoot the dead man?"

Possibilities:

• Better than shooting the dog.
• Dead man wouldn't obey orders.
• Dead man was talking smack.
• Dead man was pointing a gun.
• Dead man was eating brains.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“Dead man was eating brains.”

LOLOL...you just can’t be too sure, can you, when the apocalypse is nigh?