[Mr. N. Wolfe]

“We don’t play to win. We are the Washington Generals.”

Coach: Donald Trump
Center: Chief Justice John Roberts
Power forward: Speaker of the House Mike Johnson (R-LA)
Small Forward: Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY)
Point guard: RNC Chair Lara Trump
Shooting guard: House Majority Leader Steve Scalise (R-LA)

[nitzy]

Shooting guard: House Majority Leader Steve Scalise

That's clever