Joe Biden was right out there on the front lines during the Viet Nam conflict, spraying his M-60 machine gun at the Viet Cong.
Oh. Didn’t happen? That was because he was shuttling 18-wheeler trucks back and forth across the length of the United States, while laying over in Puerto Rican households, before he made the return trips.
Hey, there is only so much anybody can cram into even a fake résumé.
And hanging out with 25 year old low-level KGB agent Vladimir Putin when he wasn’t hanging out with the gay boys. He’s had so many colorful things he’s done.