Ha! I see what you did there!
It's just like Ellis Island but a little bit colder.
I know about Ellesmere Island because some day I want to visit the Arctic.
Maybe Canada.
Maybe Alaska.
But it looks like the most accessible is the Norwegian/Swedish/Finnish/Russian Arctic.
It should be spectacular when the birds arrive for the summer. I want to see lemmings, polar bears, arctic foxes and terns.