I’d like to add an addendum, in addition to your sentences.
First offense: add 15 minutes restrained, in a room with the victim.
Second offense: 30 minutes restrained, in a room with the victim with a baseball bat
Third offense:Choice of burial or cremation.
It sounds like we have same high opinion of thieves. I think we could include pedophiles in your sentencing recommendation with the parents or chosen representative.
Heck, bad judges, DA’s prosecutors, and politicians aren’t too far from being in that box either.
It may take that kind of tectonic shift to make things right in this country.