Babylon Bee ^ | 20 June 2024 | Babylon Bee
Posted on 6/21/2024, 3:49:31 PM by COBOL2Java
ALBUQUERQUE, NM — Planning for the President's much-anticipated faceoff with Donald Trump began in earnest this week, as a group of the world's top scientists convened in a secret lab to develop the perfect drug cocktail for Joe Biden to make it through a one-hour debate.
The lab, reportedly located deep underground beneath an unsuspecting industrial laundromat, was tasked with concocting a substance that would be strong enough to help the president maintain some semblance of alertness and cognitive focus for his debate with Trump.
“We've got our brightest minds working on this,” said one inside source who asked to remain anonymous. “Keeping Biden coherent and intelligible for an entire hour seems like an impossible task, but we have no choice but to come up with some pharmaceutical combination that will give him a fighting chance.”
“Keeping Biden coherent and intelligible for an entire hour seems like an impossible task, but we have no choice but to come up with some pharmaceutical combination that will give him a fighting chance.”
Juice him up too much and he will drop dead right in front of us.
Maybe their plan!
We finally have ONE BRAVE Republican Attorney General willing to combat the lawfare being launched by the radical left!
Missouri's @AGAndrewBailey has announced he's suing New York for interfering in our 2024 elections.
🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 pic.twitter.com/ScH4nmsEpM— Breanna Morello (@BreannaMorello) June 21, 2024