[Lazamataz]

Pretty good entry. No where near as good as Ciaphas Cain and I, but good for a start.

You have to stretch your imagination and come up with improbable and patently silly ideas.

[NorthMountain]

I simply used as search terms what I perceived as the silliest phrases in your masterpiece of madness. I then posted what I found to be the best result of those searches.