[MinorityRepublican]

I have given up on MLB, which is a little sad as there is a lot of good Cactus League baseball around here.

It's harder to watch baseball in general. It used to be that you can watch either the Cubs or the Braves on WGN or TBS.

Also, I didn't like it when they got rid of the DH rule.

[Dr. Sivana]

Also, I didn't like it when they got rid of the DH rule.

Interleague Play started it for me, and the Dodgers' pervert worshipping finished it.

Interleague Play is the MLB equivalent of pre-marital relations.