[plain talk]

““Every time we drink coffee, we are basically putting CO2 into the atmosphere.””

So ... every time we exhale we are basically putting CO2 into the atmosphere.

[silent majority rising]

A lot more than your coffee. Maybe if these old rich dudes in Davos would just off themselves, we wouldn’t have to worry so much.

[Qwapisking]

remember friends...larger framed people exhale far more CO2 than smaller folks so don’t be surprised when the PTB require serious dieting...or else.

[tumblindice]

We must inhale more than exhale. Exhalation should be limited to the time we are hammering corks in cows’ bungholes.