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This is a FUNNY Friday read. Not appropriate to post a lot of the tongue in cheek humor, but if you read the article I promise you'll get quite a chuckle. DM needs more stories like this one :)
1 posted on 05/17/2024 8:15:19 AM PDT by sevinufnine
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Just to wet your appetite for what’s in store if you dare to read ;>)

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Portraying herself as a damsel in distress, Stormy – wearing a black shawl and her hair in a bun – nervously testified that she was, in fact, a victim on the night in question when she allegedly rendezvoused with Donald J. Trump for dinner at his hotel room in July 2006.

One animated corpse at MSNBC compared her to a ‘modest nun’ on the witness stand. (I’d like to know where he went to Catholic school.)


2 posted on 05/17/2024 8:16:05 AM PDT by sevinufnine
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The whole thing is a sham. The goal is to keep President Trump out of the White House by any and all means conceivable in the ongoing effort to destroy this nation. They’ve badly miscalculated this particular part.
I wonder how much money “Stormy” is collecting from Soros for her part in the charade.


3 posted on 05/17/2024 8:21:25 AM PDT by Deo volente ("When we see the image of a baby in the womb, we glimpse the majesty of God's creation." Pres. Trump)
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Another part tame enough to post here:
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At least this pointless trial is good for some laughs.

But the real ‘Columbo moment’ came when mild-mannered Trump attorney Todd Blanche caught Cohen in a game of telephone that cut straight to the heart of this case. Cohen testified that he called Trump’s bodyguard on October 24, 2016 to discuss the ‘resolution’ of the ‘Stormy Daniels matter.’

Ah ha! The smoking gun!

But ‘that was a lie!’ Blanche declared.

Indeed, Blanche got Cohen to admit that he called Trump’s bodyguard that October night to complain about harassing phone calls that he was receiving from a 14-year-old prankster. Cohen sloppily insisted the call had two purposes - but the damage was done. Another seed of doubt was planted in the minds of jurors, who are already being asked to trust a man with zero credibility.


7 posted on 05/17/2024 8:29:39 AM PDT by sevinufnine
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“Look, I get it, porn star sex is icky (especially the condomless variety, disgust bro!), and having a drooling buffoon, like Cohen, run point on your bad decisions is, in itself, the baddest decision.

But being a phenomenally horrible judge of character is not a crime.”

Trump is definitely guilty of that! It’s like he went out of his way to pick the worst backstabbing, disloyal characters for his administration.

Hopefully he has learned his lesson.


9 posted on 05/17/2024 8:36:48 AM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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Yep, judge must be a creepy porn addicted Democrat activist getting off on making a historic fool of himself for the “cause”.


12 posted on 05/17/2024 8:42:06 AM PDT by 1Old Pro
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More on beat down of Cohen.

Anderson Cooper was shell-shocked by what he just witnessed. The case has collapsed.

https://rumble.com/v4vmx48-anderson-cooper-visibly-stunned-by-destruction-of-michael-cohen-on-stand.html?mref=22lbp&mc=56yab


13 posted on 05/17/2024 8:49:53 AM PDT by Revel
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I read it.

Kennedy certainly knows the vernacular.


15 posted on 05/17/2024 8:58:23 AM PDT by sauropod ("This is a time when people reveal themselves for who they are." James O'Keefe Ne supra crepidam)
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I laughed my head off. It read like it was from the Babylon Bee.


16 posted on 05/17/2024 9:02:12 AM PDT by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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...put on trial for the crime of… well, we still don't know exactly.

Shouldn't Trump legal team ask the judge? He should know something.

18 posted on 05/17/2024 10:47:13 AM PDT by Libloather (Why do climate change hoax deniers live in mansions on the beach?)
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