The first order of business should be hunting down Barbecue.
Why? Maybe he'll do a better job if he takes over Haiti?
What you're not reading in our garbage media is that Jimmy Chérizier, "Barbecue", is the leader of a coalition of right-wing death squads and they are killing Haitian communists.
"Barbecue" is Haiti's Pinochet. The only difference is that Pinochet tossed his communists out of helicopters. Barbecue eats them... but I'm willing to cut him a little slack. After all, it's Haiti we're talking about.