[roadcat]

I am going to put some microwave popcorn out in the yard and see what happens.

You might get better results by putting your lithium rechargeable batteries under the microwave popcorn bags.

[Texas resident]

Or I may have to pull out the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

[Albion Wilde]

“I am going to put some microwave popcorn out in the yard and see what happens.”
You might get better results by putting your lithium rechargeable batteries under the microwave popcorn bags.

I’m going to put my hair in rollers—I’m due for a perm. Better hold ’em with plastic clips instead of metal bobby pins, tho.