They say he let a woman wash his feet with her hair and her tears.
Could it be that she was an enemy?
There was an until.
She wanted to, as an act of worship.
He also washed his disciples’ feet.
Suburban-christian-karen, instead of washing His feet with her tears, would say this:
“Wow, Jesus, like, Ok. I want you to know that I have gone through the ‘experiencing God’ seminar and got, like, a 95. I have worked really hard in school to get a Vet degree because I love animals! I have been going to internationals-bible-study but, like, none of the guys there are close to being, like, your Best? So, I’m glad you are here, because, I’ve been doing everything, but all these guys around here are like, not spiritual? And I am like super devoted to you and everthing, which you already know, so, like, when will UberChristianChad appear? Pastor Jones said if I wait on you, then I will get Your Best. So, when does that, like, kick in!? What’s that? Wash your feet? With my tears? Em, like, I’m not, like, aginst it, but I think its better we should both just wear a covid-mask? But um, could you give me my answers first, because I have worked, like, super-hard. I mean, after that, it you have hand-sanitizer I could like sanitize your feet first and then like use a sanitary wipe and that.”