Fixed it for ya. And no, I wasn't born with it. It's taken 60+ years of reading, while studiously ignoring television (and anonymous youtewb videos).
Once I no longer needed cable for my job [high-speed Internet connection], it went away in 2004.
I haven't had TeeVee in 20 years.
You're not erudite. You vomit the Talking Points of Nicolle Wallace and Jake "The Fake" Tapper on The Ukraine.
I feel bad for you, but you'll never catch on to the extent of your own ignorance.
Rest in non-erudition.