“isn’t this something Congress needs to do?”
No. The Controlled Substances Act puts the DoJ in charge of scheduling drugs.
You are like an AI, compelled and determined and programmed to push THC to the rest.
That’s all you care about, THC. That’s you. That’s your love. THC has encapsulated you into its entire being so you push it to the rest of the world.
Aren’t you proud?
In that case, Schedule III away!