UNITED STATES — The immigration crisis appears to be finally over after the Department of Homeland Security deployed a crack regiment of fraternity brothers to guard the southern border.
In a coordinated defensive maneuver that has been nicknamed Operation Uberchad by officials from Border Patrol, frat boys from around the country were helicoptered down south and dropped at all of the busiest illegal border crossings in the country to work alongside Border Patrol and National Guard units.
“After we saw the immovable wall of frat boys formed defending the American flag at UNC, the tactical advantage was obvious,” said Lt. Mark Lopez of the Texas National Guard. “Don't let the prep boy attire fool you. These Dylans are tough.” ….
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