Posted on 04/30/2024 1:58:34 PM PDT by Rummyfan
"You don't tug on Superman's cape. You don't spit into the wind. You don't pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and you don't FA with Florida Man's car." — Jim Croce, possibly.
New York Man was visiting his Summerland Key vacation home earlier this month and decided to hit the Winn-Dixie one night "to pick up some coffee and Key lime pie," as he told his arresting officer two days later. Key lime pie is not a controlled substance in Florida — thank goodness — but keying somebody's car for having a "Let's Go Brandon" sticker is.
What New York Man, later identified as Richard Philip Brothers, 63, of Syracuse, didn't know was that he'd been caught on video doing his dirty deed in the Winn-Dixie parking lot. The sheriff's deputy showed up well-prepared, with his Miranda warning card and the surveillance video ready to go.
"Do you remember what you did when you walked out of Winn-Dixie," the cop asked after reading Brothers his rights, "to the green Toyota Tundra?"
"I walked by a truck, yeah."
"What did you do to it?"
"I scratched it… I guess [the Brandon sticker] infuriated me… Yeah, that’s the only reason I did it."
Florida Man is pressing charges of criminal mischief, thank you very much, which is a third-degree felony and punishable by up to five years in prison and a $5,000 fine....
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Typical commie miscreant.
Busted by surprise right there in front of his wife.
Not the best day of his life.
I saw this video yesterday. Thought I heard the police officer say it was a woman’s car. Either way - man or woman - I am glad the vehicle’s owner is pressing charges. A felony also! I do not see that marriage lasting much longer.
Mr FAFO is prolly a proponent of Hate Speech
“New York Man, later identified as Richard Philip Brothers, 63, of Syracuse.... Can’t New York people stay home? They fouled their stinking nest, and now they go elsewhere to do the same.
Maybe the woketard will get keyed up about taking prison showers.
Typical New Yorker combining bone deep ignorance, a hefty dose of stupidity, overwhelming arrogance, and an invincible sense of entitlement to think he had the right to vandalize someone else’s property for expressing an anti-Biden sentiment.
Hopefully the wifey divorces his worthless backside.
Jerks like Mr FAFO are the reason I don’t put ANY stickers on my car, nothing, not even my favorite Wisconsin Football Sports Team logo, I like my new car, I want to keep it looking good for a very long time and butts like him are sucking some of the joy out of life.
Watched the whole video just the other day, and how the wife responds is the bee part. Cuck.
Discussed a few days ago. I’ll reiterate: The deputy who arrested this jerk put on a classic display of proper, calm, non-confrontational, de-escalatory policing. In the process, he got the jerk to admit his crime on camera, and then carried out a felony arrest without putting anyone’s life in danger. That video could be used for training.
Bravo!
“New York Man, later identified as Richard Philip Brothers, 63, of Syracuse...”
Probably a retired professor from some northeast university.
The perpetrator owned up to it; I’ll give him that.
Still, an observer is left with the impression that a grown man dislikes Trump and probably supports Democrats. That is just amazing.
I could understand it better if the perpetrator was a silly, college-age woman or even a young boy without parents.
Yeah, the wife looks and acts like a real Lib -itch.
The truck owner probably chose a nice color for the paint job they’ll pay for. Lol
In olden days you worried God would see, today it is cameras.
There is the difference. I will bet many of us who believe we are conservatives, feel every ounce of anger and dislike for the people doing what they are to this country.
But you know what? We act like adults. We control ourselves.
Those human stains have no impulse control. They all have the self control of a nine year old kid.
That is what we are up against.
Probably Political Science. Gotta keep the kids indoctrinated.
Good post.
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