Just dont write a book and put that in it, lol.
If the neighbor took a photo, with you beating the hellout of the cringing crying dog, with a dead chicken, with your blood shot eyes bulging out, the pic would likely be on the front page if you were a republican running for anything in CA!
I know it sounds kind of extreme, but it works and all my dogs are happy, healthy and gainfully employed.
I have seen a few items about doggy medical insurance and kind of wish I had known about it when they were pups, last vet visit was 2,376 dollars, and that was just for checkups, shots, and some meds for my older girls.