My own wife is half-Dutch. They are often both beautiful and intelligent. I understand Eva is engaged to a fellow with a monosyllabic last name. That should make things easier for her.
Her mom is Catholic, her dad was Protestant. She was raised the latter. Introduced to her fiancée, Will Witt, by a Jew, Dennis Prager. She’s since converted to Catholicism and convinced her father to convert with her. Now if she can just convert the Pope…
The US has survived 8 Presidents with monosyllabic last names. Our prospects for the future are better if the next one has a monosyllabic rather than a disyllabic last name.