Posted on 04/08/2024 9:54:07 PM PDT by bitt
Posted on 4/8/2024, 1:19:00 PM by Navy Patriot
VATICAN — In a rare instance of its viewpoints aligning with divine truth, the Vatican announced that it had reluctantly sided with God on the subject of gender theory.
Despite its ongoing efforts to blur the lines of objective morality and evolve the Catholic Church into a more progressive entity, the Vatican said it had no choice but to take the same position held by Almighty God and condemn gender theory.
"We don't do this very often," said one Vatican spokesman. "It's always our policy to try to find a workaround to avoid siding with God on these types of things, but we couldn't really stay away from it this time around. You got us on this one, Lord. As much as His Holiness may dislike it, we're going to stand with God on this."
Ebb tide will get after you for this!
Doncha know that only BAD things about the Catholic pope are supposed to be posted?!?
Not it's job.
Now if a case is brought BEFORE them about this; then they can make a decision.
Biden’s evil - hard to believe he was ever Catholic...
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