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Any advice on how to lure them into your own neighborhood? Playing Cowboys and Iranians would be a blast!

Just record yourself desecrating a Koran, and put your home address in the description when you post it on YouTube.

[DesertRhino]

Good idea, except I think I would burn the Koran, and post the address of the idiot across the street. When the Iranians go after him, thinking they are gonna get me.... they get hit with an ambush from behind.

It’s a rental across the street, I’m a hilarious neighbor.