Not only does the federal government count every llama and bee colony, they somehow manage to count just about every other farm raised animal and fowl.
They have determined that at the time of the 2022 Census of Agriculture there were 1,737,674,957 chickens.
Not 1,737,674,956, not 1,737,674,958, but exactly 1,737,674,957 !!!
And we thought they were wasting all of our tax money on illegal aliens and financing both sides of hot wars around the globe...
How many are left after they have burned down several of the chicken farms?