Lol well that would be embarrassing.
The Bee!
https://babylonbee.com/news/columbia-switches-to-online-classes-so-jewish-students-can-participate-from-the-attics-where-they-are-hiding
https://babylonbee.com/news/hillsdale-college-reports-no-violent-antisemitic-protests-for-180th-year-in-a-row
https://babylonbee.com/news/columbia-protestors-clarify-they-only-want-death-to-america-after-america-is-done-paying-their-student-loans
https://babylonbee.com/news/winning-desantis-unveils-massive-circus-cannon-that-will-launch-pro-hamas-protestors-all-the-way-to-gaza
