A growing number of Americans are modern pagans. It’s why our country is the way it is.
They also like to walk REALLY close to your vehicle to check out you and your property in case it’s worth it to break a window.
They also run fast when you casually push the back seat window button to reveal the 70 pound black Am Staff who was “invisibly “ watching the guy and quietly biding her time until she could lunge at him with her sharp pearly whites and impressive war cries.
I reckon he’s no longer puzzled about me sitting there serenely smirking while he did his recon.
Talk about a jump scare.
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