Since she's clearly drinking, she is committing DUI.
Drunk driving....
Pelosi can say “Hey, it’s your fault for putting two stoplights and two stop signs in all these intersections. I don’t know which one to take seriously.”
Pulls out card: “Please extend every courtesy to this Democrat friend. George Soros.”
Cop: “Have a good rest of your day, Madame Speaker.”
Nancy: “Not any more but thanks to both of you.”