I always wait until mid-patdown and ask
“You ain’t gay are yuh?”
“No” Invariably, sometimes indignant, sometimes mater of fact
“That’s too bad, at least one of us should enjoy this!”
Cracked one of them up so badly he had to leave while stifling guffaws.
The guy next to me on the put your shoes back on bench asked ‘What the heck did you say to him???’...
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