Half of Texas is to the West; half to the north; half to the east; half to the south of Austin. Yup! That’s pretty much where the anus is.
Yup.. I’m from west Texas.. went to Uni in the valley (close to central).. of course, that is about halfway across to other states... (SlowDeatha (Odessa) to Angelo State).
Then we have the left armpit (El Paso) to the crotchrot (Houston).
BTW, just started listening to Ted Nugent (1970-1980s)