I don’t think Moore can change batteries in a TV remote.
To be fair, the tv remote is stuck in one of Moores fat folds along with $.97 in small coins.
All joking aside, this does happen with coins and morbidly obese people. A friend of mine that was a surgery nurse was prepping a fat guy and found, quarters, nickels and dimes in the fat folds of his patient's abdomen along with a covering of sebaceous cheese.
The guy is a lunatic.