Biden’s State of the Union address won’t make or break his campaign

all commie bums ^ | March 6, 2024 | Nathaniel Rakich

[cuz1961]

Imagine giving a speech in front of an audience of tens of millions of people. Then imagine that your political future depends on it.

On Thursday night, President Joe Biden will take the speaker’s dais and deliver his third State of the Union address at a pivotal moment for him.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

I hope the applause to his lies stretches out his 1 hours speech to 2-1/2 hours which is 15 minutes longer than he can stand even leaning on the podium. I hope when he crashes to the floor that Speaker Johnson comes to his aid and that Senate Majority Leader Schumer has passes out when he realizes the entire world sees that Slow Joe cannot stand for more than 2 hours and 15 minutes.

[political1]

Every State of the Union address can make or break a presidency, but most do neither.

[GreenHornet]

I think it would be funny as hell if the teleprompter quit on him about two minutes into the speech.

[cuz1961]

( see the 2 folks laughing in the background ? /-)

[cgbg]

We need Biden to limp through this well enough that they keep him on the ticket.

We don’t want Democrats to start panicking until it is too late to do anything about it.

[PGalt]

POTATUS’ SOTU - State Of The Unfit

[NorthMountain]

I think it would be funny as heck if someone hacked the teleprompter and put “Alice in Wonderland” poetry on it.

[MortMan]

Vogon poetry from Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.

[4Liberty]

[Mark]

“My brave son died as a battle hero, so shut up! Good night.”

[Gay State Conservative]

If I was the guy at NBC "News" that had the ability to insert a video clip into the live feed of this I'd insert a clip of The Big Guy going up the stairs of Air Force One.

And then I'd insert a clip of him molesting several young girls...including that classic one where you clearly see the girl with a "bad touch" look on her face.

[When do we get liberated?]

I was not aware he had a campaign. The least popular president in history is so confident of this election, there is no need for a campaign. Or voters for that matter.

[Spaceman49]

“Is anyone taking bets on how many times his brain will lock up and reboot?”

I predict that he will freeze up so BAD that Dr. Jill will have to lead him off the stage !!!

[napscoordinator]

It’d be amazing if he pulled a McConnell

[Joe Boucher]

Love to know the contents of the drug coctail his handlers will give dementia joe to maybe help him be lucid for tonights little speech???

[Fresh Wind]

This will be a “pivotal moment” in the sense that Brandon will shuffle around in circles trying to remember what he was supposed to do, and looking for the ice cream he was promised.

[Fresh Wind]

Thank you for posting that. I printed it out so I can follow along during the speech.

[HamiltonJay]

In general they are right, unless he sundowns on camera. They will pump him full of stimulants and ergoloids, and probably do their best to keep the speech short…

The only way this speech will have any meaningful effect on his campaign will be if he completely falls apart on live TV. Otherwise it will just be a speech, that the 24/7 cable news and online punditry will talk about for a few days and the rest of the country won’t care and will soon be forgotten.

[Vaduz]

Biden’s State of the Union address back drop of rainbows and how well things are going in his utopia world.