[EinNYC]

James looks like she eats lots of beef ... as in triple cheeseburgers.

Actually, James is an escapee from the cattle herd. Her bulk, bovine intelligence, and excessive flatulence give her away.

[ridesthemiles]

YOU ARE INSULTING THE BOVINES !!!!

Raised on a dairy farm-—

Spent a lot of hours around cows-—even in enclosed spaces in winter.

DO NOT REMEMBER any fart problems.

[Capt_Hank]

I wasn’t ready for that.... I was able to save my drink, but popcorn all over me and the desk. Still LMAO....! You nailed it!