Don't cheat on your spouse, don't give handjobs in a crowded theater, don't raise criminals.
Oh those standards are just so high, how can anyone live up to them!?!?
It's amazing what this site has become. A bunch of people who make excuses for wh-res and criminals. Congrats!
If I wouldn’t bring her home to meet my mom, I’m not electing her congress or letting my son get trapped in her white trash web. On the flipside she can come over and dance on the table at Coyote Ugly’s any time.