Press conference:
“Yes, Mr. Biden is in perfect health, he picked up a car with one hand and changed a tire with the other. His mental capacity is great, he solved the unified field theory in a matter of moments on my script pad. His flexibility is excellent as he preformed several back handsprings in the exam room. Jill is a lucky woman as Joe was able to lift my desk with his erection. Bottom line, he is strong and competent and ready to serve for 4 more years.”
Thank you (please let my family go)
LOL!