Ok WH staff pay close attention.
You need to replace Air Force One with a flying saucer with those light beam thingies so you can beam him up into the craft.
I know you have them buried in some “eyes only” museum beneath Wright-Patterson or Area 51 or Dulce or Kirtland AFB or a Lockheed Warehouse somewhere in Texas.
I know, I know—the rust will be hard to remove from these artifacts.
Lol.
They’ll probably give him a red shirt......these days....