[DallasBiff]

You know you just gave someone that idea, right?

I know but maybe the museum guards will get a clue about today's modern leftist culture.

[Menes]

Unfortunately, a similar thing happened before, when, in 1991, a deranged man attacked the statue with a hammer, damaging one of the sculpture‘s toes.

Luckily Michelangelo’s David is more than seventeen feet high, including the 3‘7“ plinth, so his private parts are „out of range“ to an average person. Thank God.