If you want to have fun just get on the metro from L’Enfant Plaza going to Anacostia.
The natives will treat you ok as long as you don’t “disrespect” them by looking them in the eye.
If you survive that tour take another metro to Howard University. They only average a shooting or stabbing once every few days there.
Then get on the city bus heading north on Georgia Avenue.
Ask the locals about that one.
Dorothy—you are not in Moscow anymore.
Lol.
Is there any way to tell when a politician is not lying?