Get Ready For The Cringy Campaign To Make Biden Seem Lucid

The Federalist ^ | 2/12/24 | DAVID HARSANYI

[CFW]

Coments after the Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl, Joe Biden’s account mocked conspiracy theorists by tweeting a “Dark Brandon” meme—the one where the doddering president features laser eyes—with the words, “Just like we drew it up” underneath. Sure, it’s cringy and dumb, but a cartoon might be the only way to make the president appear operational.

After Special Counsel Robert Hur’s report concluded Biden was too feeble-minded to stand trial for his alleged decades-long mishandling of classified information, the White House immediately tried to create the impression that the president, whose mental acuity was never anything to write home about, was the sharpest octogenarian in the country.

Hey, look, Biden’s already on the TikTok gabbing with the kids.

White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre swears that Biden “does more in one hour than most people do in a day.” Expect a torrent of “leaks” portraying the president as a robust force of nature.

The president, we’ve already learned, was “privately livid” over the Hur report, particularly the claim “he didn’t remember when Beau died.” Speaking at the House Democrat retreat last week, Biden “angrily cursed about the language in the report.” In private, Biden also called Benjamin Netanyahu, his top red herring these days, an “assh-le” in “at least 3 instances.” (As Biden spent the week pressuring Netanyahu to give Hamas a pass, Israel freed another two hostages.)

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White House Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre swears that Biden “does more in one hour than most people do in a day.” Expect a torrent of “leaks” portraying the president as a robust force of nature.

[Leep]

Romney should have switched parties and ran.

[Leep]

or underdog.

[Rainbow Rising]

In November I saw a fawning story about Slow Joe taking a “polar bear” swim with his grandkids. Apparently this was proof of the dummy's vitality and superb condition. I'm sure there will be many similar stories as the year grinds on.