“For some reason I forgot to ask my wife’s permission to keep using my first name.”
Tell me about it, and his original name was fine. Like most REAL MEN, I would put up a fight and even consider leaving if my wife-to-be INSISTED that I change my name.
At this point, I’m interested in why did she have a problem with his REAL name?
The jokes write themselves.
“If you want a guy named _____ go find one in the yellow pages....under “doormats””
Lol.