[Charles Martel]

I think they eliminated the lash. But they’re still good with rum and sodomy.

The Royal Navy's rum tradition ended 31 July, 1970. I guess that just leaves sodomy.

[Enterprise]

Bummer. But hey, there’s still hope. With the Islamization of the U.K., the citizens won’t get the rum, but they’ll still get sodomy and the lash. They’ll model their prison system after the Turks. It’s all good.