Coloradans will be required to wear their underwear on the outside of their pants (Woody Allen-”Bananas”)
Esposito: "From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!"Of course there was this announcement from the Bee a couple weeks ago discussed here on FR...
NYC Mandates All Pizza Must Be Cooked Under A Bathroom Hand DryerColorado needs to get out front on these things!