I actually took conversational Russian in college.
Of course, I also took two years of German. Does that make me a Nazi, too - or just too over-educated for a Mass-Rat like yourself?
BTW - while you're casting stones, perhaps we should explore your issue of having a Taxachusetts .gov grifter in the family.
No true conservative would be able to hold his head up in a situation like that - but you do you. 
