Have they thought of planting them in the ground with one sticking up beside the Interstate and letting people stop and paint graffiti on them like the “Cadillac Ranch” outside Amarillo TX?
https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/2220
Did you know (you have to hunt for it) that there is a VW Beetle ranch out that way also? Next door to the semi collapsed ruins of a restaurant. I can’t recall more.