Is cally Fanny Willis a boob a mixed metaphor?
The trendy thing to say would be “She stepped on her crank”.
Ewww!
Well, her case and her life are about to go tits up.
Reminds me of an old joke, sort of a parody of racism.
A long line of couples was lined up at the pearly gates, waiting for admission. The angel on desk duty was screening them couple by couple.
First, an Irish couple came up. The angel said, “Not another Irish couple! All you people do is booze and brawl, brawl and booze. Please go somewhere else.”
The Irish man retorted, “Sure an’ yer wrong, sur.”
The Angel asked, “what’s your wife’s name.”
“Sherry, sur.”
“See? It’s so much a part of your culture, you even name your children after booze. Get out of here!”
Next couple comes up, and they’re Jewish.
Angel says, “Oh, no! No more Jewish couples. All you people do is talk about money. Mutual funds, stocks, interest rates, money money money money. Get out of here!”
“Oy vay. Dat’s just a stereotype.”
“Yeah? Well, what’s your wife’s name.”
“Penny.”
“See? Go to the other place. Get lost.”
Next a black couple comes up.
“Get out of here. You people are nothing but animals!”
“Yo, man. Dat’s just wrong.”
“Yo yourself, boy. What’s your wife’s name.”
“Cheetah.”
“buh-bye.”
The Greek husband looks at his wife and says, “C’mon, Fanny. Let’s get out of here.”