Falling off bicycles and repeatedly tripping on stairs is a sign of gonorrhea, IBS, mental retardation and inverted penis syndrome.
LOL. Sure is. And I understand that inverted penis syndrome can only be caught from goats.
Inverted penis syndrome reminds me of the old limerick:
There was an old man from Ghent
Whose penis was terribly bent.
With considerable trouble, he put it in double
And instead of coming, he went.
And that’s the only way Diaper Joe became the father of crooked Hunter.