Upon hearing the news, word was that Biden promptly crapped in his pants. But upon further review, it was determined that it had been there for several hours.
I'll bet that while he was soiling himself after hearing of Trump's runaway victory all three of his working brain cells spewed out something nonsensical along the lines of Lucky's Speech from "Waiting For Godot."
He hasn’t heard it yet, he was in bed at the time of the speech. But upon hearing it today, he will no doubt crap in his pants.