[blackdog]

Posted on 12/24/2023, 9:58:50 AM by Lazamataz

I want us all to have a wonderful Christmas, so I have some handy tips for a holiday filled with cheer.

So, invite your progressive liberal relatives over, and right at the height of the dinner, lay into them with the most profane, obscenity-laced tirade they have ever experienced.

Example #1: "Why you little Marxist ##### ## #### ### ### # a #### because #### ### ### door ### #### ## # #### and #### # ### with a donkey ### ##### ## ##### Mexica prison ### ##### ## # # ############# ### # # fatal dose of fentanyl."

Example 2: "You ugly, nasty, left wing ###### ## ##### ## # #### # car accident ### ###### # ## ###### ### ## # ###### abortion-lookalike ##### ##### ## ###### ##### # effortlessly #### ###### ##### spoon up your ##### # ## ##### # ## ########## ## # # ########## chimpanzee removes your intestines through your bunghole.

Example 3: God Himself hates you, you #### ## ######## ### # # ########## ### #### pepper-spray ######## ### ######### #### ######### three sanitary napkins over your ############ #### # ######## ### # ###### # ####### clock up your ########### ######## ### in Egypt.

[4Runner]

Lzmtz= very poor George Carlin imitation. Accept no substitutes.

[TChad]

So, invite your progressive liberal relatives over, and right at the height of the dinner, lay into them with the most profane, obscenity-laced tirade they have ever experienced.

Thanks. It's good to be reminded that I still know how to laugh. It has been years since I endured snotty rude liberals at holiday meals. I do not miss them.