True story here..
J.L. and Don.
(Two co-workers)
Leave work early one day because their sons are playing in a big time high school basketball game in a neighboring community that evening.
They stop by a famous lakeside “all you can eat” seafood place not far from the gym.
Arriving at the game late, J.L.and Don find the only two side by side seats left. The place is packed.
My friends have over-indulged to the point of misery. After a few minutes of intense play.. My buddy J.L. grabs his belly with both hands and proclaims, “Oh, Don.. Them crabs are killin’ me!”..
The noisy basketball game suddenly gets real quiet around Don and J.L. ..
That is hilarious!